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Way back in 04( wed 1st Dec 2004 1.48pm to be precise)...
I got a call from S.M...call saaramsham entante kotha ga oka
consultancy open ayyindi..kabatti data warehousing lo job
vettukkune aalochana unte kanuka aa consultancy lo cherithe
baguntundhi ani selavicharannamaata...

appudochina alochanalaki akshara roopame ee
"USA...The Land of Consultancies" katha...
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These are some of the start-ups that might pop-up in the
near future.. an imaginary pic. of how it would look like, a couple
of years down the line.. check out the names of the
companies and their brief n funny adverts
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S.M:XYZ consultants
Two years in the domain....excellent placement record.....
We provide the best education you can expect from a data
warehousing vendor....

kapalavayi: The drive
Four years of non-stop driving expertise....
best driving school in town....located on 1531 s. mission street...
Our specialty: babes teach guys and muskle men teach gals....

Safe n hot driving at one go......


gadapa: java bava inc
gadapa says "Jab mein ek project kiya tha...gore buggers mera project
me bugs doondte rahe...ek bhi nahi mila....."
"Pass our bava klub screening test and i assure that you will be one
of the best in java programming"

rao(Bhasker) : Strategic Switching inc.
Can’t work with a company for more than four months..
its time you come for a counselling at strategic switching....

sangaran (Prabhu) : Dropout dilemma inc.
wanna drop out of your school? Drop into dropout dilemma Inc.
we will take care of you....we will hunt a better option for you....
make you feel at home...all for far lesser than competition......
For all the dropouts there's always a drop-in.....

kalavagadda: logic magic inc.
We develop products overnight....
Bring in an idea.....relax in our spa for a couple of hours...
your product should be ready....
Thanks to the techies from bava klub and strategist shiva...

kommareddy : bill board inc.
We design excellent flyers and ads for all kinds of print media
Experience our work virtually everywhere....all the desi consultants
from thandu to pandu have joined hands with us.
We specialize in desi-class outfits....

thandu : pAq consultants
desis ek numbareee....thandu dus numbareee....
After reading all this, if there is anyone who can’t resist from starting
an outfit, dont worry, we are here to start-up on your own…..
Our sister concern "pop-up Inc." (start-up) helps you at every
stage till you are able to run your firm successfully.

Dalavayi : dal-tile inc
We specialize in tile-technology....
Come to us before conquering the less-tiled third world...
and if you want to have a presence in the sub-continent,
our family-concern desi-tile inc, based in Hyderabad is
always there to help you out. Are you working in a gora
firm and wanna screw-up your gora-kaala boss..come
to my own concern' "bhagao-daraao Inc." and know how
you can do it successfully..i'm(dalavayi) in this domain for
about 9 years and i take care of every single client personally.



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P.S: S.M started a consultancy.....
andaru consultancy lu pedte inka consultancy lo cheredi evaru??!!!!
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