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This is what happened when a certain Company posted the following memo: OFFICE MEMO: May all members of staff please note that there will only be one drink per person at this year's Christmas Party. And please bring your own glass ! Regards, Management ..................... (an email forward) ________________________________________________
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Bill Gates was in India last year. He announced that Microsoft plans to release a Windows version in Hindi. Here are some of the Windows related terms that have been approved by Bill Gates to be used in the Hindi version of... Khidkiyan 2000:( More appropriately Atyant Mulayam Khidkiyan 2000 ) Atyant Mulayam = Microsoft Khidki = Window Phaail = File Bachao = Save Aise
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Supposedly written by a schoolboy with all original spellings: The original inhabitants of ancient India were called Adidases, who lived in two cities called Hariappa and Mujhe-na-Daro. These cities had the best drain system in the world and so there was no brain drain from them Ancient India was full of myths which have been handed down from son to father. A myth is a female moth. A collection
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The National Roads Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45%when the belt is properly installed. Correct installation is illustrated below....... ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; This is very Important, please pass onto friends and family . THIS MAY SAVE A LIFE!(An email forward)_____
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A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and once again, it won. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS IN THE FRONT The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper's headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES
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After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?' 'In fact, I do,' said the old man. 'After I have sex I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty.' After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: 'Everything appears to
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Jon Stock I do like a good headline. Not the jingoistic ones favoured by the tabloid press, but those which make you stop turning the page and smile. "Gotcha!", The Sun's response to the British sinking of the General Belgrano during the Falklands War, was iconic, but also sickening. "New Bridges Held up by Red Tape" or "Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training" are more to my liking.
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The nonsense file By The Colonel The other day I heard a sermon from a god-man. The subject was eschatology dealing with death and the final destiny. It was not edifying but terrifying. He gave a graphic view of hell where there would be weeping and gnashing of teeth. I did not mind the terrorism part of it but did mind its long-windedness. The preacher continued forever and anon. It was easily
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A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up
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When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen I stealthily enter the house Take out the bottle from my black cupboard Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame But still no one is aware of it Becoz I never take a risk I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink Quickly enjoy one peg Wash the glass and again
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The Lord surveyed the Ram Setu and said "Hanuman, how diligently and strenuously you and your vanara sena had built this bridge several centuries back. It is remarkable that it has withstood the ravages of the climatic and geographical changes over centuries. It is indeed an amazing feat especially considering the fact that a bridge at Hyderabad built by Gammon using latest technology collapsed
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A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. ”Well", said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?" "Oh mama"' she replied, "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic"... suddenly she burst out crying.” But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean all
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